so who is this tumblr person anyway

Anonymous asked: have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy

I have! I have made mucho money. I personally got 6k last month, so your boyfriend is kind of a massive scrub. Withhold sex for a week, he’ll kick his shit in gear. you’re welcome.

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood. That’s so cool! Jesus was so cool. But then, some people got jealous of how cool he was, so they killed him. But then he rose from the dead. He rose from the dead, danced around, then went up to heaven.

I mean, that’s so cool.

Jesus was way cool

and live like a windrammer as you fuck

starcraft is so awesome